Monday, July 04, 2016

‘Murica! F*ck Yeah!

Today is the Fourth of July. The day we celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence. By getting drunk and blowing ourselves up. I’ve long since given up. On both drinking and blowing things up. Fingers are undervalued. Keep them while you still can. So I’m celebrating the Fourth by staying home and watching the trained professionals blow themselves up. Actually this year, my celebration is watching baseball on tv (BTW the Mariners swept the O’s yesterday. First 4 game sweep since 2000).

Have a happy Fourth. Celebrate it as you see fit, but keep it safe. And if you drink, then for the love of all that is sacred and holy, please don’t drive…

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