I bought a Mariners calendar today. Not that I’m a Mariners fan, but it’s only $4.00 It’ll replace the SPAM (yes, that’s the Hormel meat product) calendar on my wall. The past two years in row, the Seattle Mariners have spent about $90 million on payroll, and have garnered 90+ loss seasons. How do they keep their fan base loyal? Think mind-control. Shiny Side Out, people! Most people think that the government is behind psychotronic Mind-Control radiation. That’s what the New World Order, Mind-Control Division wants you to think. Its real name is Major League Baseball.
Of course, if you believe this, then you really should be wearing a Tin-Foil Hat….
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