Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Note to my brothers-in-law, both of you

How many times have I told you to stop blowing up your frosted flakes?

I'd say it was raining cocaine, but the flakes were too big...


Friday, February 18, 2011

I’ve done it….

I’m back on usenet. Don’t ask me why. Maybe it’s because I miss my friends from AT&T WorldNet, or maybe whatever…

Hello, Supernews.

And Jamie, this is only a test..

Sunday, February 06, 2011

Packers vs. Steelers

It's Super-Duper Bowl sunday. Big fat fuckin' deal. I have to work today, meaning I'll miss the game. If be disappointed if I cared...

This year, the world champions got eliminated in the first round. By a team who got to the post-season with a losing record, who then was subsequently eliminated itself. Tom Brady got a well-deserved beating. So, who will I root for? It's simple. The Oregon Ducks. And whoever beats up Tom Brady again. Although a little part of me wishes the Packers would win. I don't want the winning quarterback to be what most jurisdictions would consider to be a registered sex offender...

Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!

Dana Carvey is hosting Saturday Night Live. Three sketches in, and he's already done Wayne's World and Church Lady. And is that Jon Lovitz as Snooki? And Justin Beiber making a cameo....

Friday, February 04, 2011

It is night-time….

It is now night-time. I’m putting Craig Fergasun on the boob tube. But, there are probably some of you out there who do other things at night.

This is for you Republicans and other elephants out there:

Yes, the whole purpose of this post was to post the scene from An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig….