Of late there has been a new UFO sighed in the western Washington sky of late. It has been very bright, enough to make me want to open the window and install the Wally World air conditioning (cheap window fan). It has been bright enough that I've had to pull out the 'shades on my walk to the bus stop. I've heard some conspiracy nuts say that this mysterious object is called the 'sun' but I know better. This so-called Sun is nothing more than an internet fueled rumor. In Washington state, we're more likely to be invaded by extraterrestrials than to have sunny weather.
And I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords....
