Happy Birthday, Beauregard T. Shagnasty

My happy Birthday message to you was transmitted last night via the New World Odrer, Mind-Cntrol Division ( aka AT&T Ellen Norberg), which/who then relayed it to the blue-tooth enabled Black Helicopters, and these have finally been relayed the various Mind-Control devices at play in you home (ie the subliminal psycho-troninc, background programing in Firefox, the Mind-Control chips located in your motorcycle helmet [where they are strategically positioned to defeat you AFDB], and the chip located on your motorcycle seat [thusly positioned to neutralize any nomex boxer shorts]). I've sent you a new package of shorts. You can pick them up in Belgium.