It's time for the Apple Cup

The U Dub is visiting Moo U for the Apple Cup. I am a fair and balanced person. I mock both schools equally:

• There was a terrible fire at the UW library. They lost all their books. Even the ones that hadn't been colored yet.
• There has been talking of putting artificial turf in Martin Stadium. If not for one key issue: Where would they let the WSU cheerleaders graze.
• The most commonly heard phrase among UW alumni: "You want fries with that?"
• The most effective way of keeping a Cougar out of your yard: simply erect a goal post.

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