Have a happy National Get Drunk And Blow Yourself Up Day. Only in America, can you celebrate freedom, independence, and liberty by burning your house down and blowing yourself up. I for one will be leaving it to the professionals, and will be watching it on TV. Well, if you're going to play with fire, just remember this: If you still have all your fingers left when all is said and done, then you didn't do it right....
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