Friday, December 25, 2020

Yippe-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker!

It’s Christmas. Normally I’d go with Merry Christmas. Or Happy Christmas. But this year, Yipee-Ki-Yay Motherfucker is the most appropriate holiday greeting. So that is what I greet you with. Here’s to a safe Christmas. As I left work this morning, a coworker gave some homemade chocolate chip cookies. Notwithstanding that I said they would be disappointing since I work at Mrs. Fields and I’m a diabetic, they were actually pretty good.

And yes, I gave my boss the customary wish of extra coal in his stocking.

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