One of the last honest cops.....

A Wisconsin police chief wrote himself a $235 ticket for failing to stop for a school bus. I wish the Puyallup Police Department had that kind of integrity. But they don't. I don't even trust them to call 911 anymore. They'll probably just be playing office politics rather than take the call seriously.....

An open letter to my boss

Unless somebody in your family is getting married or buried, don't call me in on my day off. If you need me to work six-day weeks, that fine with me. Just put it on the farking schedule! I usually don't have any plans on my days off because they're days of rest. Not days that you can call me in at you leisure.

A Wicked and Adulterous Generation Seeketh after a sign

Well, not necessarily that, but a bunch of physicists (and other with more advanced degrees than dates) have developed a test to prove string theory. They have it wrong on two points:

1. It's not strings you're looking for. It's the Noodly Appendages.
2. As if you need to find proof. Look around you. There are signs of the Noodly Master's greatness everywhere. For Example, when He revealed himself to NASA.

Well, maybe if they wear the Chosen Attire (which is, of course, Full Pirate Regalia), maybe the Noodly Master will reveal himself to them.



Until then, Ramen.





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The country with the highest crime rate is

The Vatican City? What part does the pope live in, South-Central?

And you thought your driving instructions were crazy....

Check this one out. I have to use tinyURL on this one, as google likes to choke when you try to put ' in weblinks.

A Dramatic re-enactent

Of Tony Romo's present to Seattle in last week's game:




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Snow, snow, snow

It's been snowing pretty heavily tonight. Enough that the Puyallup Police Department has essentially closed off South Hill to all traffic (save foot traffic, which is really the only way to get around). It's a good thing I have tommorrow off. I don't think I'd be able to make in to work anyway.

Herman and Grandpa now have Lily to join them

Yvonne De Carlo, also known to most of the TV watching community as Lily Munster has passed away. She nows joins Fred Gwynne (Herman Munster), and Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) in the Great Sit-Com In The Sky.



Ramen.

A note to Tony Romo

Thank you. For the kind present you gave us when you fumbled the field goal snap with about a minute to go. Too bad that this is the end of the Cowboys' playoff hope, as I wanted to see Terell Owens get many more well-deserved beatings.

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It does not matter......

If the Seahawks win or lose. It's whether or not TO get his well-deserved beating.

Go Hawks.

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