It's Halloween

So, how many of you will be dressing up as The Chosen People (Pirates), how many of you will be passing out candy to children, and how many of you will just be passing out?

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It's finally over, The BoSox win it

The Red Sox have won the World Series.  The New World Order (Mind-Control Divison) has now concluded their activities for this year and retreated to their headquarters in Belgium, and it is safe to take off your AFDBs for a while, but do watch out for The Black Helicopters.

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Brother Maynard,

Bring us the Holy Hand Grenade:

 

Yes, I know I posted the Holy Hand Grenade scene before, but Monty Python mashes up so well with anime, that I had to post this. Besides, it explains the Book of Armaments so well.

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Spaghetti 1, Chef 0

Not even the Swedish Chef can withstand The Flying Spaghetti Monster.  Although the consumption of pasta is always meant to be an occasion of joy,  do not try to eat the Noodly Master Himself.  Even if you are wearing The Chosen Attire (that's Full Pirate Regalia if you're not a devout Pastafarian, in which case, I suggest you start out with the open letter to the Kansas School Board).

Anyhow:

 

Ramen.

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Shocking

I have a day off and its not raining. It actually happens sometimes......

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Even Harry Potter has now jumped the shark.

Yes, you heard it.  Harry Potter has now jumped the shark.  Dumbledore is gay.  Now I hear that Ace and Gary are enrolling at Hogwart's, and Ted McGinley has been cast to replace Daniel Radcliffe.

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Ugh - Miserable Weather

I get a day off, and it's raining as usual.  But it's also so dreary, that I have to turn the lights on at 1 in the afternoon.  Where's that yellow shiny thing in the sky when you need it?

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What really happened to the Life Size X-Wing rocket

Sorry people, but this is what really happened to it:

Today's Flying Spaghetti Monster sighting

Is in ancient Egypt.  Oh sure, they say it's a mummy hair-weave, but we all know that it's a manifestation of The Noodly Master.  Ramen.

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Al Gore finally wins something

It may not be 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but it's still a significant achievement.  Al Gore wins the Nobel Peace Prize.  Like him or hate him, it is still a tall task to pull off....

Coke vs. Pepsi

I grew up in the '80s, when the cola wars were in full swing.  First, it was the 'New Coke', then came Pepsi, with 'The Choice of a New Generation' (I think that's the way it went, thought I must admit that I wasn't really following the ad campaigns for either one....)

Anyway, flash forward to today, where it finally got physical....

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70-90 Frames per second gaming

On a P-III even?  OK, so I was only playing South Park (gotta love the old games), which is even older than my computer, which is generally older than dirt.  Then again, my Mom's new Windows Vista laptop is probably old already, and she got it two months ago.....

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If the economy is so bad....

Then why did the Dow Jones close above 14,000 today?

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