Monday, April 07, 2008

Foreigner's latest tour......

Is being sponsored by the AARP?  I wouldn't say they're old but:

  1. Instead of groupies backstage, it's just a registered nurse with a bran muffin..
  2. Mick Jones will be playing the guitar one-handed so he can hold his walker.
  3. Their costumes are being resewn to help conceal the fact that they wear depends.
  4. All performances will be over bt 3:00 pm.
  5. The tour bus will going only 5 miles an hour with the left turn light on all the way.

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