Don't Drink the Water

In the next couple of months or so:

• My sister will have a girl.
• My cousin will have a girl.
• My boss's cousin will have a boy.
• My other cousin (actually I have more than two cousins, but for the purpose of this posts, my other cousins are irrelevant) will have a boy.
• One of my former co-workers has also announced that she will be experiencing the birth spasm soon, but she hasn't said what she will be having.  I'm assuming that she will be giving birth to a fully developed Midget in Pirate Regalia.  Ramen.

At least five blessed events in the very near future.  Must be something in the water.  Don't drink the water.

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