Griffey is gone....

Ken Griffey Jr. retired from The New World Order (Mind-Control Division) yesterday. Everybody is gushing over his career and his performance. And I say good riddance, you ungrateful bastard. The taxpayers of King County are still paying for Safeco Field, which was built to keep you here, but you still decided to leave anyway. You then came back a has-been, and you couldn't even stay awake for all nine innings...

Good Riddance to you, Ken Griffey Jr. And don't let the door hit you on the way out...