Wednesday, July 04, 2018

‘Murica! F*ck Yeah!

Well today is a day where we celebrate George Washington’s singlehanded victory over Rodan. Accirdubg to my neighbors, it is by getting drnk and  blowing up low grade explosives. I have to work tomorrow, so I’ll be remaining sober, watching the Mariners game currently on TV, and later on  tonight, I’ll be watching the trained professionals blow themselves up on TV. And with my air conditioner I can keep my windows closed, so hopefully, I’ll be able to get some sleep tonight…

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