Brett Favre just can’t stay retired. Yes, that’s right: he’s back. He just can’t leave well enough alone. Well, maybe not that case, but still this is yet another has-been who’s coming back and will most likely get himself seriously hurt. Any, the NFL is making a couple of rule changes to accommodate the senior citizen players this year:
- On the sideline, there will be a registered nurse with prune juice, geritol, and a bran muffin.
- The offensive formations will be altered to allow him to use a walker, and failing that…
- An extra player may be appointed to push his wheelchair.
- There will also be extra time-outs to allow for the changing of the depends..
- And there will also be an extra time-put to allow him to find his dentures should he lose them…
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