All we need is a secret moon-base…

And a clone 1/8 our size. A one megajoule “laser” has been demonstrated. Allegedly this is for research into nuclear fusion, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the “lasers” showed up attached to sharks’ heads, or if America started getting extortion notes demanding a million dollars…

mp3 players in the morning.

I get up, get out the house, and somewhere along the lines, I fired up my mp3 player. And only pon my mp3 player can one go from KISS to The Glenn Miller Orchestra to Metallica. Good morning, people.

Airbus A320 for sale…

The miracle on the Hudson flight plane is for sale. Some slight water damage. It’s being sold ‘as-is’, and the engines aren’t included. Neither is the pilot with the big brass balls who can land without engines…

Well it took only about 17 years….

But The Anti-Christ appears to have now published the patch that China was using in their attack on Google. I wonder what the hurry was for….

Anyway, Microsoft’s approach to safe web borowsing and avoiding spoofed websites is simple: “Stop using Firefox and use Internet Explorer 8.”

BTW, Firefox 3.6 is out. Off to go update….

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I have absolutely no comment…

Other than to say it is possible to gift-wrap a cat:

Yes, Ditty. I did steal this from your Facebook post…

This is what would happen….

If Christmas ever got outsourced to India:

One nut job deserves another….

Sarah Palin (you know, the Born-Again Bimbo was the VP candidate in the ‘08 election) has a new job. She’s going to be a commentator on Fox News apparently.

BTW, here’s what you can expect:

It’s a good thing I get my news from google. Usually.

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He admits it!

Everyone knew it. And now Mark McGwire has admitted to being on the juice. I don’t think that The New World Order (Mind-Control Division) will really be able to do anything to him (steroids weren’t technically banned by MLB until after he retired. However he could be on the hook for lying about it….

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Good Riddance….

Jim Mora got shit-canned. Good Riddance to him. True, this was his first season, but only going 5-11, with losing the last four games of the season isn’t acceptable. Even the Lions are better. Well, not exactly, but still, we had the talent, and we were let down.

If it were up to me, the entire team would be shit-canned. Especially the starters. You make the big bucks, you deliver the goods. You can say something about injuries, but that responsibility still lies with the players. You make the big bucks, you’re responsible for keeping yourself healthy.

No excuses. Only results….

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Wood, Bones, and no porn…..

Italian scientists have found a way to make a bone substitute out of wood. No pornography involved….

Yet another day off

This is my second day off of 2010. I know I missed the first one, but I was too busy cleaning (when you get two single sharing an apartment, sometimes, it gets a little bit dirty…). And today was laundry day. But all the cleaning’s now done. Now on to more important stuff, like putting the new ROM on my phone….

So, It's 2010…

And I'm celebrating the same way I always do: watching the Space Needle get blown up on TV.

Anyway Happy New Year People.