Monday, July 04, 2011

So, It’s National Get Dunk and Blow Yourself Up Day…

AKA the Fourth of July, or Independence Day (Coincedentally the 15th anniversary of the beginning of the end of Jeff Goldblum’s career….). I don’t set off fireworks. I just hope my neighbors don’t cause too big of a fire and burn my apartment building down. I usually watch it on TV, and let the professionals blow themselves up….

I read somewhere that less than 50% of Americans know who we defeated in the American revolution to gain our Freedom. I supposed it was a worldwide Axis of Evil, comprised mainly of Genghis Khan, the Canadians, the Mexicans, Rodan, and Barbra Streisand. And George Washington had to call on Brian Boitana and Robert Smith from The Cure

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