I had a premonition yesterday morning. Sat down on the throne, and I could tell that there was a round in the chamber, but it didn’t want to come out. I was stuck up. I went to bed, and hoped that it would clear out when I got up. Last night, I got up, got ready for work, and gave it another try. No luck. I had enough sick time to cover my shift, I’d get in less trouble for calling out than if I went in and spent most my shift on the throne (and also I’m more productive when I’m not in obvious discomfort). Kept trying all night long, and finally at 1 am, sweet relief came. A great pressure within me was finally released. 10,000 corks were loosed….
Something tells me I need more fiber…
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