Wednesday, December 31, 2008

What a year it’s been….

2008 is about to be no more.  In no particular order, here’s some of what happened:

  • I moved in with my brother.  Again.
  • The Mariners sucked.  Even shit-canning the manager in the middle of the season didn’t do much to bring in wins.  Then again, when you’re in The New World Order (Mind-Control Division), you’re main purpose is not to play baseball.  Shiny Side Out!
  • The Seahawks sucked even worse.  But unlike the Lions, they at least won 3 games.
  • My computer died.  And I got a new one to replace it.
  • I cancelled my AT&T WorldNet account.  Soon after I cancelled, AT&T shut down their internal newsgroups, and fired Gage & Nick.
  • I found out the hard way that there are some pharmacy techs who can’t read, but I eventually got that straightened out.  And some tech probably got ripped a new one as a result.
  • Firefox 3 came out.
  • Google Chrome was released.
  • Obama got elected.  For the first time ever, the leader of the free world will not be a white male draft dodger….
  • Micheal Phelps got so much gold in Beijing that Fort Knox got jealous.
  • I finally got all the ManBearPig references on Fark.  And I’m being super cereal about it….
  • When it comes to my cell phone, I started the year with a Samsung T619.  Then my boss sold me his Motorola Z3.  Then he sold me his T-Mobile Shadow.  I sold the Z3, and the Samsung T619 is now being used by my sister.
  • The Sonics moved to Oklahoma City.  And they still sucked…

I could go on and on, but I’m just too lazy….

Missing

It’s been over 17 years since Freddie Mercury passed on.  I didn’t have cable (let alone MTV) until well after the network Jumped The Shark and stopped airing videos.  Thank the Maker for youtube:

Brian May (who’s now a PhD, btw) is still the guitar player to compare to.  I’d hate to see his stuff show in the Guitar Hero games.  Nobody would be able to beat the level…

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Yet another catch-up post……

Yes, I know it’s been awhile but sometimes, the Real Life intervenes, and I’m unable to post as often as I want to.  So let’s get started (in no particular order):

  • Christmas has come & gone.  There were two family events.  My extended family (aunts & uncles, cousins, Grandma Bryant, etc…. on Christmas Eve), and my siblings and parents were scheduled to have the gathering on the Sunday before Christmas. I made it to the former, but once again I missed the latter because of $day-job, I know it’s not all about the presents, but much plunder was achieved.  This year, I scored:
    1. 2 Target gift cards.  I also shop at Wally World but Target’s closer.  I gave a Target gift card as well (I figure if your gift recipient can’t find what they want at Target, then they don’t deserve it…)
    2. Some sugar-free life savers.
    3. A Subway gift card. 
    4. And a hooded sweatshirt from my boss.
    5. Batteries (I have all the gadgets I need already).
  • My roommate (aka my brother) collectively scored:
    1. A toaster (haven’t had toast in over a year…)
    2. A screwdriver set.
    3. But the Big Gift we got this year was a coffee maker.  Now I can OD on caffeine and have hallucinations of The Underpants Gnomes trying to take my shorts in the comfort of my own home.
  • I discovered quite accidentally that my new computer has a headphone jack.  Currently the sound output is split, one going to my computer speakers, and the other going to my stereo, which usually has my headphones plugged in.  BTW, my stereo is still louder than my sound card.  Go figure….
  • My new computer has a very recently manufactured motherboard.  And it still has a slot for a floppy drive.  Too bad the floppy drive from my old computer doesn’t want to fit with the drive screws.
  • The Detroit Lions are still that bad.  You actually have to deliberately try to go 0-17.  At least they’ll have a good draft choice next year.  Although I’d have to give my condolences to the poor college star who’s going to lose a very promising NFL career….
  • We’ve had some really bad weather this year.  First came some snow.  It stuck around.  Then came more snow.  And more snow.  My apartment is two blocks away from a major arterial which is the first to get plowed and sanded.  But, it’s kinda sorta a wee bit difficult to get there when there’s at least two inches of ice in the apartment parking lot.
  • After the snow and the cold came the rain.  Cold running water melts ice surprisingly fast…..
  • No matter how short handed you are & no matter how soon you need to hire somebody, never skip the job interview.  You’ll regret it.
  • When it comes to conversations in the workplace, there are a few subjects too avoid:
    • Politics. 
    • Religion (that whole separation of church and state thing also works great in the workplace).
    • How your co-workers can enhance their anatomy (you know you’re in for a rough ride when the new girl you hired tells you she wants to get implants.  On her first day on the job). 

Well, that’s it for now. 

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Spin the Dreidel! Light the Menorah!

OK, so Hanukah started yesterday.  I was going to blog it, but my cell phone decided not to cooperate with me.  Anyway, it was also my boss’s birthday (I actually work for a married couple).  And It was my cousin’s birthday (Happy belated Birthday, Tomara), too. 

It time to gather ‘round the pole

Today is Festivus.  Now is the time to gather around the pole and air the grievances & engage in the feat of strength.  The way I figure it, you can celebrate Festivus and Christmas.  With all the crass and commercialism of Christmas, it’s a good balance.  Then again, one could just hope that Christians would just celebrate it as the Christian holiday, rather than the pagan winter solstice that it’s usurped (in fact, most of the supposed Christmas customs actually have pagan origins).  I have nothing wrong with that all.  In fact, I always that the best to celebrate Christmas in to sacrifice a Christian….

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Sunday, December 21, 2008

It's winter solstice!

Have a Happy Godless Pagan Holiday today. Just make sure you remember to sacrifice a Christian…

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Just another quick note/reminder

When troubleshooting sound issues in your computer, it does occasionally help to check that you actually plugged the speakers in…..

Yet another bunch of random stuff….

This is in part, a make-up post from my old computer being on the fritz, and I wasn’t posting as often as I would.  But here we go:

  1. The Detroit Lions are so bad that they can’t even maul Christians…
  2. Corona Beer tastes like Piss.
  3. Judging from the Magic Blue Smoke I saw coming off of my old computer tonight, I don’t think it will ever work again.  I think I’ll strip it for parts, and see what I can get selling them.
  4. It’s cold outside.  I think it’s because Hell froze over from The Seahawks winning on Sunday.
  5. It’s never a good thing when you go to the pharmacy to get you prescriptions refilled, and you get the wrong persons’ prescription.  Correct me if I’m being delusional, but I do think that all pharmacy technicians should know how to read….
  6. This is the first time in two months I can play Flight Simulator, and MechWarrior, and SimCity, and all manner of my various and sundry games that I couldn’t play due to not having a functional computer (see my previous post).
  7. I wouldn’t say my family is dysfunctional, but this was the happiest Thanksgiving we celebrated.  The only difference was that Mom wasn’t there.
  8. Screw the Christmas Tree.  I want a Festivus Pole.
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Whew! (or how I got my new computer)

My old computer started going on the fritz a month and a half ago.  Random failures, and the occasional reboot loop when I tried to start up. At first I thought it was a Windows bug, and I tried to format and reinstall everything, and the same problems resumed.  I finally figured out it was either a bad power supply, video card, or motherboard.  Either way, it would be cheaper to replace the entire computer than it would to fix it.  My boss was looking for an upgrade to his computer, and he offered it to me for $300.00.  So I gave him the cash, and then he said let’s go to EBay and find him a new one.  We found a computer for him, but the only catch was that he forgot his EBay password, so I had to buy it for him.  So, his money got put back into my account, and I hit the ‘buy-it-now’ button, and placed the order.  After 4 days, I contacted the seller, and asked why it hadn’t shipped.  The seller responded by giving me my money back (along with a message of something about a defective motherboard).  So. my boss and I went back to EBay again, and we didn’t find anything for him.  But I found something I wanted.  So I ordered it.  It took 10 days to ship it (a look at the system log indicates that Windows wasn’t even installed until a week after I won the auction).  But long story short it arrived and I’m now all moved in (all my software and games).  Here are some features/differences:

  • First, a P4 (3.0 gigahertz processor) vs, a P3 (866 megahertz).  Stuff is a lot faster now.
  • 2 gigabytes of memory (my old one had only 512 megabytes).
  • The front side bus is fast (my other one was only 133 megahertz).  I don’t how fast it is, but I’m willing to speculate that it’s close to my old computer’s processor.
  • A PCI-e slot.  My old computer had an AGP port, that I was running a Radeon 9250.  A crappy and Piss Poor card, but it had one advantage: I could run two monitors.  I don’t have a PCI-e card, yet.  So I guess I have to make do with the 512 mb onboard graphics, which isn’t bad.  But, it only drives one monitor….
  • Windows XP Pro.  My last computer came with WinME installed on my computer, and I very rapidly became acquianted with all of Gateway Tech Support staff.  I also learned the hard way how to fix most computer problems.  Which does come in handy.  When you call most Tech Support departments, your call is routed to India.  My boss is from India.  He now comes to me for all his IT needs.  But this is still kind of like learning to swim by diving straight into the ocean…..  I did eventually upgrade to XP home after a year with ME, but still I like to have XP Pro.
  • I could also go on about the 250 gig hard drive, but the only caveat is that the new drive is SATA, whereas all my other hard drives where IDE.  I see an empty slot that looks like it’s for a ribbon cable, but I just bought this computer, and I don’t want to break it at least until I pay it off (although it is ironic that my old computer broke right as I paid it off….).

And some issues I see with it already:

  • Only two PCI slots.  Granted the sound, graphics, and network are onboard the motherboard and are integrated, that still leaves very little room for adding future components.  Then again, I don’t think there’s very much more to add.  I’ve already put my old TV tuner in, and my add my old WI-FI card, too.
  • It was advertised with MS Office.  This is a non-issue for me, since I had Office XP Standard.  But when I got my computer, I noticed that Office 2007 had been installed.  I suspect that it may be pirated, but I’ve also taken it through Microsoft Update, and The Anti-Christ hasn’t given me any rude warnings about it.  I’ll just continue using it, and keep my previous version of Office (which was legally purchased from a reputable retailer), in case it becomes an issue.  Anyway, it didn’t come with a reinstall disc, so it’ll be gone at the next system wipe.  In fact, the only back-up I got was the windows disc, and a driver disc for the motherboard).

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Do Not Panic, Nothing to see here

Never mind me.  And never mind this post, either.  Boss at $day-job brought her WI-FI enabled laptop to work, and since I have a few minutes to kill (and I have internet access), I can screw around on the internet.  The only problem is that it's a wimpy, girlie-man Mac.  But then again, I have genuine web access at work (which almost never happens.  And my phone doesn't count, either)....

They’re back…

The latest rumor to be hears on the internets:  The Smiths are reforming.  Normally I would put this in the jumping the shark category, and suggest that Ted McGinley or cousin Oliver be added to the line-up.  But then I think to myself: The Smiths were actually one of the few good bands to come out of the ‘80s.  Johnny Marr is up there with Brian May (from Queen) and Kirk Hammond (from Metallica) when it comes to guitar skills.

Anyway see for yourself:

Yes, I know.  This is just a half-arsed excuse to post another music video…

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A new way to get to work

Some people take their cars.  Some take the train.  Some take the bus (like I do).  Or, you could take a Formula 1 car…..

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Friday, December 12, 2008

Finally

I now have a working computer again.  Found a cheap one on Ebay.  I would say by the processor speed that it’s a couple of years old, but still the front side bus is almost as fast as my processor in the old one (which is being stripped down for parts).  I just need to find a new video card (I can’t stand having only one monitor), but that’ll be a few paychecks away, anyway…

And I just called in to work on short notice again….

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Friday, December 05, 2008

Everybody Panic!!!

Taken from the I-5/SR 512 park & ride on my way to work tonight. I know these clouds are the result of winds trying to go over Mt. Raineer, but still, this is the most dangerous volcano in America, if it goes, we're all farked…

Monday, December 01, 2008

Good things still happen….

First Ann Coulter has to have her jaw wired shut, and now Rachel Ray is having vocal cord surgery….

I do like to watch 30 minute meals, but Rachel, your set of pipes can really get on one’s nerves. 

I’m still here

I haven’t gone off anywhere.  I’m just not posting until my new computer arrives.  Nothing personal, but there really isn’t the motivation to post when you try to turn the computer on and there’s a 50/50 chance that it may or may not turn on…